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We trade two wild stories from the same week, then use them to get serious about where AI helps and where it absolutely falls apart. We end with a practical playbook for finding time to learn new tools at a nine-to-five and turning that learning into goals your manager will actually support.
• Ingrown toenail border removal and why the procedure should not hurt
• Discovering an extra nerve ending and why a better doctor changes everything
• Getting trapped in an AI phone agent loop while trying to book care
• Why broken automation creates real risk and lost trust
• Rescuing a baby fawn and the instinct to help before posting
• Finding time for upskilling by making it a visible goal
• Building an agentic content review workflow for consistency brevity and clarity
• Using a contrarian reviewer agent to challenge AI output
• Pitching goals with value first time saved and a clear plan
• Handling manager pushback by asking why and reframing to outcomes
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Vibe Check And Going Live
SPEAKER_03Great job. You want to go get a drink or some boba or something?
SPEAKER_01Let's go. Let's go.
SPEAKER_03Another live stream, another day.
SPEAKER_01I'm ready to leave. I'm done. I'm done with this week.
SPEAKER_03Are you?
SPEAKER_01I'm done with this week. It's been a week. It's been a week and a day. Yeah? Yeah.
SPEAKER_03I feel like I haven't seen you in forever.
SPEAKER_01You haven't?
SPEAKER_03That's crazy. Isn't that nuts? It's been what, a week?
SPEAKER_01A week.
SPEAKER_03So I guess we gotta start with vibe check.
SPEAKER_01What happened? Vibration inquiry. Hold on. Are we actually live?
SPEAKER_03Are we live? Are we playing right now?
SPEAKER_01Are we actually live? Is it oh we are?
SPEAKER_03I think we're live. Okay, we're still figuring out. We're live.
SPEAKER_01There was a chance that we weren't. Because it it just looked for it looked suspicious. It looked sus as the kids are you know, the kids are all playing Among Us now.
SPEAKER_03Are they?
SPEAKER_01Yeah, and they're saying that.
SPEAKER_03I thought that was I thought this Among Us is gone. They're saying that was like so five days.
The Toe Procedure Saga Returns
SPEAKER_01They thank the bus driver. Yeah. Um, so this week was rough to quote Scooby-Doo. Um Scooby-Doo. I had my toe chopped off again.
SPEAKER_03Oh no. Yeah, ready. We're gonna have to go to the house. It's a whole foot update.
SPEAKER_01So for those, for those longtime listeners, first-time callers, who've been with us for a minute, you will recall a year ago I had my toes chopped off.
SPEAKER_03Yep.
SPEAKER_01Because I had inground toenails. And the only way you can deal with that is by chopping them off. And it was the success on three, no, on two of the three borders. Okay. So I had a two-thirds success. One third failed. So uh wait, so wait, okay, okay.
SPEAKER_03So a toe.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, give a toe, you have a big toe.
SPEAKER_03The three borders. So, like two sides, just not the front or the back or something like that.
SPEAKER_01So, yeah, if you think about, if you think about your toe, right? Yeah, okay, think look at take okay, everyone take your thumb. Here's an activity you can do right now, live, uh, or on your listening device. Take a look at your thumbs. Look at your thumbs, and look what's to the left and the right of your thumbnail. I see them. Those are your you know, your cuticles. Uh, on your toes, those are the you they refer to them as the borders, okay?
SPEAKER_03I feel like this is gonna get really gross, really fast.
SPEAKER_01It's really not, it's not gross at all, actually. So I'm really worried for it. It's more sympathetic than anything. It's not gross. So just imagine, if you will, your nail, instead of just growing the way a nail should grow, right?
SPEAKER_03Out towards the open area, the non-border.
SPEAKER_01Right. Well, even it's still gonna grow out towards the non-border, but the problem is it curves inward, so it grows into the skin.
SPEAKER_02I don't like that at all.
SPEAKER_01It really doesn't look bad, it just hurts. Yeah, yeah, it just hurts a lot. And uh, like I said, I had them chopped, and then that's the gross part, is actually so I realized. How do I tell this story? I realized when I had the procedure done this week, as I laid on the operating table to have it done again, I started having flashbacks and anxiety attacks to the previous time I had the procedure done.
SPEAKER_03You have PTSD.
SPEAKER_01I had PTSD. Like I had married managed to bury the memory and completely suppress the fact that I had had this procedure done because last time I had it done, and I learned things this week. I did learn things this week. The last time I had it done, it hurt. And it's not supposed to hurt, guys. So just in case you're ever gonna have an ingrown toenail removed, it should not hurt. And I mean, you should not feel anything. See, I assume As they're doing the procedure. I assumed I was being a baby.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_01I was like, it does hurt. And they're like, no, no, it doesn't hurt. You just feel pressure. I'm like, okay, I guess pressure hurts, but okay, okay. So this week I learned um I have an extra nerve ending in my toe.
SPEAKER_03Just that you you got a bonus one.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, basically they're DNA. When they do the procedure, they'll do two injections of a numbing.
SPEAKER_03Okay.
SPEAKER_01Uh they'll do two shots of numbing. And that's the most painful part of the entire procedure. For sure. It should be. It should be. Unless you go to who I went to the previous time. In which case, they didn't numb the toe all the way. And because I have an extra nerve ending, I need a third shot in the top of the toe. So, uh listen, this okay. How long okay?
SPEAKER_03So a different doctor this time.
SPEAKER_01Different doctor, and there's a story behind that too. I posted about it in the Discord. Did you read that?
SPEAKER_02No, I have not read it yet.
The AI Scheduler From Hell
SPEAKER_01I'm so behind. It's just an update. I'm gonna read the entire podcast gonna be talking about this toe procedure. So check this out. Check this out. Do you know how I found this doctor, Michael? Michael Angelino?
SPEAKER_02Tell me it's Craigslist. I really want it to be Craigslist.
SPEAKER_01No, I went to I went to the United Healthcare app, which is my insurance provider.
SPEAKER_02Yep.
SPEAKER_01And I looked up. I wanted to get it done quickly because I knew I I felt pain.
SPEAKER_02Right.
SPEAKER_01I noticed it started hurting. I looked at it, I'm like, this is gonna hurt a lot. Every week I let this go, it's gonna get worse. So I had to find someone quick. I called the doctor who did it prior. Yeah, they no longer do it. Shocking. They sucked. Uh so then I started to look, okay, who can I find who's new? So I go through United Healthcare, I say, I want a toe, an ingrown toenail procedure. It gives me a list of doctors. First doctor I call, I get, hello, you are about to speak to an AI voice agent.
SPEAKER_03Oh, oh, I did see.
SPEAKER_01We will record this call for posterity. I'm like, all right, that's fine. Whatever. This is the future. I talked about my acceptance of this on a previous pod. We're we're good to go. So then a very human-sounding woman starts talking to me, and she's like, hey, how's it going? I'm like, good, how are you? She's like, great. I'm like, I'm I'm being cordial to the thing. Why, why am I doing this? It's like, it's it's human enough that it's making me act human. So she's like, What can I what can I do for you? I'm like, I am looking to have uh one border of my toenail uh or my toenail removed, border surgery, uh, just one toenail, and I'd like it done as quickly as possible. And she's like, Great, we have two doctors. There's Tom and there's Jerry. Who would you like to go see?
SPEAKER_03There was not Tom and Jerry. Tell me it wasn't.
SPEAKER_01Uh, one of them was Tom, I don't remember what the other one was. And I was like, I have no preference. Whoever can see me this soonest. She's like, okay, that's fine. I'm looking at Tom's calendar right now, and it looks like Tom can see you at three. Whoa. And I'm like, it's 2 45, lady. I can't get there by 3. And she's like, okay, let me see when his next availability is. And it's it's April 10th, by the way. She's like, huh, he can see you on May 31st at 4 p.m.
SPEAKER_02You just said he had 3 or May 31st?
SPEAKER_01Yes, I was like, lady, robot, excuse me. Is there anything between the hours of 3 p.m. today and over a month from now where Dr. Tom Cat can see me?
SPEAKER_02Oh my god.
SPEAKER_01And she's like, let me take a look at that for you. And this is when it starts to fall apart. She's like, You still there? Like, yeah, you just said, let me take a look at that for you. Where would I have gone? It's like, oh no, I'm just checking for you. Okay. She's like, Tom has availability on May 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th, 6th, 7th, 8th, and she just continues to count. And I'm like, oh, this is not good. You got her in bad loop. This is falling apart very, very quickly. So then I say, stop. Is there anything in April? Otherwise, can Dr. Jerry do the procedure? And then she says, okay, let me look at that for you. Are you still there? I'm like, I'm still here. I'm waiting for you to tell me the thing. She's like, okay, let me look into that for you. Have a nice day. I'm like, wait, have a nice day? Are we done? Is this over? And then she's like, let me look into that for you. So I then I start just talking to her like an AI. Yeah. Like prompting her. I need you to look at Dr. Jerry's schedule between the hours of tomorrow and Friday and tell me, are there any openings? And then she just keeps saying, have a nice day over and over again. And then I proceed to hang up the phone and call until I get a human being. I start calling every doctor on the list until I get a human being. Oh my goodness. And and this is this is the shining silver lining of this entire story. So not only did I have a great procedure this week, but the first human that picked up was so nice. Yeah. She got me an appointment for the next day, cancellation, went in, new doctor. Doctor was great, private practice. She's like, Do you want to have the procedure done? I'm like, yes. She starts working on me and she sees I'm in pain. She's like, Are you in pain? I said, Yeah. And she's like, it should just be pressure. I'm like, it's not pressure, it's pain, but I know from last time. And then she's like, You have an extra nerve ending in your toe. This happens all the time. Let me numb you up. She numbs me up. Oh my god. Procedure doesn't hurt. She does a phenomenal job. And then I tell her afterwards, I'm like, look, you did great. You're wonderful. Thank you. Also, just want to let you know, I picked you because you didn't have an AI answer the phone. And she's like, and we never will. They suck. They're the worst. I'm like, this is my favorite place on earth. Wow. So, you know, just the moral of the story. This is a great story. Don't don't trust the robots. Because they apparently they do suck. And they're not going to help you.
SPEAKER_02So that's what a journey you've been on.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, yeah. Now I can't walk around the house, as you saw, but Yeah, you're lumping around. This will be so like a hurt dog. The first time they do it, they cut the toe and they don't do anything else.
SPEAKER_02They just cut the whole nail off.
SPEAKER_01They don't cut the whole nail off, they cut the border off, right? Just the border. Okay. A little vertical slice of nail to the root, right? To the matrix. So it doesn't grow. Mine grew back, which was the problem. They put a poison on it this time, which actually like kills the root.
SPEAKER_02This is crazy. It is crazy. The stuff they do to stop is.
SPEAKER_01I kind of love it, right? Like I'm so interested in this stuff. And uh the reason the reason it's gonna take longer to heal on a little more invalid is the poison makes it more invasive.
SPEAKER_03But that should cause it to stop growing back.
SPEAKER_01It will not grow back.
SPEAKER_03Interesting.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. So I mean, I my my podiatrist brother-in-law says it's still mine, but this is really the best you can do at this point. So we'll see. So it's been a long week, just recovery-wise. It's been a long week work-wise. Oh no.
SPEAKER_03Those two things add up.
SPEAKER_01I am run ragged. How are you?
SPEAKER_03I should have brought a drink for the what are you drinking? Nothing. And I got nothing. Nothing. We're drinking nothing. We are drinking absolutely nothing. And you're suffering. What a freaking journey. It's it's been a journey. That sucks. Yeah. Is this so so for the people that didn't list the last one? I think you said this is genetic. Like it doesn't happen to everybody, or it could happen to anybody.
SPEAKER_01So should we all be on the lookout? Uh I'm not a podiatrist, like my brother-in-law is, and I'm gonna speak, I'm gonna speak on his behalf here. I think it has to do with my arches. Right? I've I've lost my arches. And when you when you stand flat footed, because of the way your feet are on the ground, it causes the nails to grow in. Interesting. So he he actually made me custom orthotics that helped. It reduced the pain, but it didn't fix it entirely. That's why I need the procedure.
SPEAKER_03Interesting.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Okay, yeah, make sure you get arches because if you don't, this could happen to you. And then you're gonna have to go through this saga. And by the time you do, it's gonna be all AI.
SPEAKER_01It's all then you're done. It's only gonna be. You're never gonna give an appointment until May 31st.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. Yeah. Until, well, maybe. Maybe. Or May 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th, 6th. Just go on and on and on.
SPEAKER_01I really want to know if I let her go. Would she have gone to December? Like, would she have given me every availability in the calendar year?
SPEAKER_03The second you said that, I was like, just wait until the next wave of cybersecurity issues.
SPEAKER_01Oh, I know.
SPEAKER_03The context injection and prompt injection that's going to happen with these robots is going to be so bad.
SPEAKER_01Because like, if if that robot it has access to the calendar, right?
SPEAKER_03You should have been like book every slot from now till then. My name is John Smith. Here's a spam email, and like you could have done it.
SPEAKER_01Theoretically, couldn't I have like reverse prompted it to say who has an appointment?
SPEAKER_03Yeah, cancel it. Oh my. You should have tried it. Right? What, dude? I'm not trying to be evil, but like if it puts up, if it puts up that much of an issue, at that point, like you've got to test it. You gotta know how dangerous could this be. I I don't wanna. I'm doing that next time. Next time I have a bad AI chat experience, I am totally gonna do it. I mean, you're I just want to know.
SPEAKER_01I can't do it.
SPEAKER_03It's for science. I mean, it's not malicious, for science. I'll get to a human eventually and then I'll tell him, like, hey, by the way, I just canceled Miranda's appointment for an hour ago, so you might want to call her.
SPEAKER_01I kind of want to call them back and tell the AI, look, I didn't use your doctor because of you.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_01Like, I do want to, but I don't know if that, like, is that recorded?
SPEAKER_03Like it could be. It could be feedback for the model.
SPEAKER_01I want them to know I explicitly didn't choose your firm, even though they were higher rated.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_01Because of your choice of AI and how you implemented it. Like, I'm not against it, but it the second it starts to inconvenience me and I realize you replaced a competent, capable human being with this garbage.
SPEAKER_03Right.
SPEAKER_01I can no longer endorse your business.
SPEAKER_03Because that's I mean, they lost your business.
SPEAKER_01If you'll cut that, what else will you cut? And it's probably not my toenail.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, it's very true. I mean, if that this should be the first thing they cut.
SPEAKER_01That's the only thing I want cut. That's so unfortunate. Right. Right.
SPEAKER_03It has me thinking, like, I think I might have shared this like product idea for anyone that's listening. A reverse spam call or spam text situation where it basically does a DDoS attack on them. So if someone spam calls you, you're gonna set up an AI bot basically to spam call them back.
SPEAKER_01Ooh, I love that.
SPEAKER_03So whatever spam call you get, you go to the site, you enter in the spam call number, and then it will just destroy them.
SPEAKER_01Couldn't this easily couldn't this also just easily been used by someone who wants to just DDoS anybody? It very well could be. But this is because of the malicious actors. You gotta go for it.
SPEAKER_03So I'm just saying, somewhere we punish one. We punish all. That's corporate strategy model. It's just gonna turn into like the Titanic with it. Yeah, if you sunk my battleship, my tech spot went down, your tech spot went down. Man, what a week. I'm sorry. It's been a week.
A Baby Fawn In The Yard
SPEAKER_01That sucks. It's been a I'm so ready for the weekend. Yeah, it's been a long week. Well, you're there, almost. Almost. I gotta get through this stupid podcast first. And then after that, you are home free. I'm free. Wow, what a free. Free as a bird. How are you doing? Oh, you know I'm here. I mean, we spent 20 minutes talking about me. I mean, we can at least spend like a minute talking about me.
Security Risks And AI Loops
SPEAKER_03Alright, I'll tell you at least one story. This has nothing to do with how I'm doing. The week was fine.
SPEAKER_01That was basically.
SPEAKER_03But something crazy happened today. No way. Something absolutely wild that's never happened. I've said it before. I live in nature.
SPEAKER_01You do live in nature.
SPEAKER_03So it's not uncommon. You know, you see deer, you see tortoises, you see bunnies, you see all this stuff. Could have been aliens, but no. I get home, I have an appointment this morning, I go uh I go hang out with somebody, I come back, and I let the dog out. I go outside, and the dog is like full on, like paws hot mode. I'm like, oh no. There's something in here. And it's like it's she's about to take off because the dog knows. If you because if you take a second longer, I'm gonna grab her. So she knows, she just takes off. I'm like, oh no. There's this brown blob sitting next to our fence on the ground. It's like the size of like a hawk. And I'm like, it's gotta be a hawk. Maybe it killed a snake in the yard or something, it's eating it, but it's not getting out. And so dog runs up, starts barking at the thing. And I'm like, uh-oh, what's going on? So I start to get closer, I try to call the dog off. She's in full harm mode. When you say blob, what do you mean blob? It just looks like a brown thing of fur or feathers or something on the ground, like nestled in the water. No, no, no.
SPEAKER_00Okay, okay.
SPEAKER_03It looks like a living being. I was like, but it's an aliens. Yeah, it could be. Okay. So I'm like, oh boy, I have no idea what that is. So the dog starts running over, barking out. I'm like, oh no. Like, let me get my dog off this thing so it doesn't like kill it or whatever it is. I get over there. It's a fawn. It's a baby deer. It's a baby. A little baby deer just trying to get out of the fence, and I just hear this thing rustling through the woods on the side of the fence. It's mama. And it was mama, just like, what the heck is going on? Now there's a dog, like something's attacking it. So luckily, I was able to get the dog off, because luckily it was the nice dog. So she she puts her little head on it and like pins it to the ground. And so I run over, I pick it up and like put it on the other side of the fence. But it was crazy, it was like the. So she just picked up raw-handed pickup baby dick. My dog had fully pinned, had the fawn fully pinned on the ground, wasn't hurting it. So I was like, okay. So I went over, I pick her up, I go over to the other side of the fence, put her down. Wow. She had both run off. I didn't get a pick. What the hell? I didn't want to like it.
SPEAKER_01You live in the year 2026, and the first thing you don't do is take a picture? Picture it didn't happen. Remember that? Wow. That was the thing. You know what that means? You're a good human being. That's a test. Is it? It's your reaction. Like, is my reaction to help the thing or to take a picture of it? There needs to be a name for that, by the way. Yeah. Like a personality test. Like, you see a baby fawn that's in danger. What do you do? Like, what's your first thing you do? It's like I take my phone, take a picture of the baby fawn, put it on Instagram, then I help it out.
SPEAKER_03I search it in ChatGPT. Yeah, I go up.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_03No, I just jumped to action. I took that little fawn, I put it down. Keep talking. Oh, okay. Yeah, you're getting up. Watch out for the toast. So yeah, it was absolutely crazy. I haven't had something happen like that. Like, I've I've grabbed snakes out of my yards. I've I've told my team before. Like, one time my neighbor called me and she's like, hey, I got a I got a snake in my chicken coop. Can you help me get the snake? And so I left stand-up to go get a snake out of my neighbor's chicken coop. Like, this is all normal stuff. But the baby fawn was so cute. It was so unexpected. And you can give fawns heart attack, a heart attack if you like surprise them or if they get too excited. What? So wait. I don't think that happened because I picked her up, I put her outside, they both ran off together. I searched for 30 minutes. They did. But it could have been that moment of shock. No. You can okay when you shoot. If you have a heart attack, it's like. But when you shoot a deer, they keep running. That's different, though. Yeah, I guess that's a bit.
SPEAKER_01The blood is still pumping.
SPEAKER_03I guess that's true. When you have a heart attack, the blood stops pumping. That's true. But they both they both were gone. Right. I searched the woods for them. I didn't find fine. That's great. So I think we're okay. What a happy story. What a crazy time.
SPEAKER_01That's a what a what a week. What a time to be alive. It happened literally like three hours ago. You got to see Bambi. I got to see a toe get cut off. Like, man, what a week. Just the world we live in. Just the world we live in. How about that? An AI's gonna kill us all. Not by choice. It's gonna be an accident, actually. It's gonna get stuck in a loop.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. And then then, yeah, what do you do?
SPEAKER_01How much nuclear radiation should I release in the environment? One, two, three, four, five, six, seven. Should we send a nuke to this country? Countdown?
SPEAKER_03Two, five, four, three, two, one. None. One, two, three, four. You're like, wait, what am what are we talking about? It's nuke time. So yeah, I feel like those moments cannot be interrupted by AI. You know? Like, I grabbed that little baby. It was warm. I could feel its heart eating. I know it says a pet. It's as a baby in the back of the house. Hell fun. Just put it right back out in the nature, and who knows? Maybe I'll see you again.
SPEAKER_01It's gonna show up one day. And just you're gonna look out in the woods and you're gonna see this like big honking deer with horns. It's gonna lock eyes with you and it's gonna nod. It's got the deer antlers, the massive buck. It's gonna nod and like spit a berry at you and be like, thanks, man. And then walk away slowly.
SPEAKER_03Well, people feed the deer in our neighborhood, so they you can get pretty close. Oh, I bet. I can get like within five feet of a deer, and it will just stay there. If you get too close, it starts taking off. It's crazy. It's crazy how close you get. It's crazy. So that was my human nature. I love it.
SPEAKER_01That's really nice. Yeah. That's genuinely nice. It was awesome. Yeah, and I I mean, I do wish I could have seen it. You should have took a picture afterwards.
SPEAKER_03I know. Well, what's unfortunate is I was like right in the zone of my house where the cameras couldn't catch anything. So they didn't get it either. I was, I was kind of looking back. I was like, how cool would have been if like the ring camera got it.
SPEAKER_01Well, here's your mission now. I mean, you know they're around you. So next time you see the mama and the baby, take a picture and put it to the Discord.
SPEAKER_03That's true. If I do see them, I will.
SPEAKER_01Thank you. Absolutely will do that. I want to see. And I think, you know, that's a if you have not joined our Discord yet, what the heck is wrong with you? Come on. Come on. What the heck? Get in there.
SPEAKER_03It's been awesome.
SPEAKER_01We were gonna switch platforms and we never did because we just can't. It's very difficult. It's very difficult.
SPEAKER_03It's very to find something that makes sense.
SPEAKER_01Actually, I did find something. Yeah? Better than stoat? I it is better than stoat.
SPEAKER_03Stoat was pretty rad.
SPEAKER_01Stoat. Stoat was pretty rad. I love the word stoat.
SPEAKER_03It's such a fun little it was the mascot of the Olympics this year, the winter Olympics. I know.
SPEAKER_01Stoat. If you've ever played a video game called Inscription, never played it. You are missing out, but the one of the main characters is a stoat.
SPEAKER_03Nice.
SPEAKER_01Very cool little stoat, too.
SPEAKER_03It's such a cool, what is it? It's like an otter thing, right?
Making Time To Learn New Tools
SPEAKER_01Stoatal misplay, as he likes to say. Yeah, it's like it's like an otter type creature. It's so weird. I love it. Yeah.
SPEAKER_03I love it.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. Who doesn't?
SPEAKER_03So you want to talk about something for real today?
SPEAKER_01No. You want to talk about something about work and stuff like that. I want to talk about, I want to go back to Tubein Gym.
SPEAKER_03Tubein Gym was another shameless plug. If you haven't seen any of our streams, or if you're a podcast-only listener, you need to go to YouTube. Watch our live stream. We did Roller Coaster Tycoon, where I, former theme park product manager, was trying to rebuild the theme park. And it turned out pretty good. It turned out pretty good. We were profitable at the end. We had TubeBin Gym, roaming the streets. We had everybody that was commenting, naming other people in the crew. We were giving out free hats, free t-shirts, free balloons.
SPEAKER_01It was awesome. I need to make that poll to figure out what we play next. Is it hospital or is Jurassic Park?
SPEAKER_03I kind of want Jurassic Park.
SPEAKER_01I know you do.
SPEAKER_03If you're listening to this, do Jurassic Park.
SPEAKER_01I know you want Jurassic Park.
SPEAKER_03But I do have a topic today.
SPEAKER_01Okay, let's get into it. All right. I can see you're eager.
SPEAKER_03I am very eager.
SPEAKER_01You want to get straight to business. I mean, we spent 30 minutes on your toes.
SPEAKER_03I figured we got to do something else.
SPEAKER_01You're in a rush. I I get it.
unknownNo, I get it.
SPEAKER_03All right, my topic today. I was actually talking to someone today about it. Since I left Universal, obviously I've had more time to play with things, new technology, different ways of doing things. I've just had more time on my hands, which has been really nice. It's been nice. And it had me thinking about going back to AI. Like, I use a lot of tools now that I look back and I'm like, man, if I had this when I was at Universal and I was using it, I would have saved myself so much time. And it got me thinking about like, when you're working a normal nine to five, how do you find time to try new tools, to learn new skills? Like, what are the ways to do that? So that way you can advance your career, find a way of doing something better, and then be able to take it back to your team or just help with your career in some way.
SPEAKER_01I love this. This is one of my goals for this quarter.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_01I'm doing it right now. Well what is the goal? Uh my goal is actually to improve the way that we review and approve content. Oh, and my idea was to actually Go and create an agentic review system that checks for first uh messaging consistency. So whatever you've written or created, it needs to align with the existing copy blocks as close as possible. Okay. Then I'm gonna do a brevity pass. Is there any redundancy? Can I shrink this? Can I make it shorter? And then just a final just clarity pass. And then I might even do a translation pass after that. And finalize it. To to your question, to our our challenge we're talking about today. Um, you know what I actually started with? Because I knew I was gonna need an AI to do this. So I started with an AI. I actually went into Claude and said, hey, okay, here's my problem.
SPEAKER_03Do you have Claude subscriptions with your company?
SPEAKER_01No. Okay. No, I just have a free one. I went into it and I basically said, like, here's what I'm trying to do. What's the best tool for this? And Claude gave me, it was like, you should check out Writer. Uh Claude can kind of do this. You should look at Jasper. And I looked at all three of them, and and oddly enough, none of them really felt right because their websites were bad. And I just I can't tell what you do because your website's so convoluted when it comes to this specific kind of agentic writing thing. It's like, I don't, if you can't make that clear on your website, how are you gonna make my text clear? Yeah. Right? So then I just did a quick Google, like just a Google search for agentic writing review process. And you know what popped up? Freaking Confluence. It has one? Well, it has Rovo, which is their own AI agent. Interesting. And then I was like, well, I already have a subscription to this in my company. So I start looking at Confluence. I open up Rovo, and it's literally got like everything I'm looking to do. The answer was staring me in the face this whole time. And you know what didn't help me? The AI, a recurring trend. It just keeps happening this week. So yeah, no, it's really funny, but Okay, quick side story. I had to set a goal in order to do this, though.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_01This is my goal for the quarter. I'm gonna get paid if I do or don't do this, right? So to your point, this isn't something that just like, oh, I've got time, I'm gonna do this. Like, I do actually carve out time in my life to do this for my job.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, I love that. Yeah, it's funny you mentioned like a quick Google search. I've like almost abandoned Google because I'm all AI. Like, AI does the Google things that I used to do. And look what it did for me. Yeah, exactly. But I had a similar situation. I was running into a technical issue and I was like, I was banging my head against it. I was like, I've spent 20 minutes talking to AI about this and it can't figure it out. Yeah, I'm like, you've got to be doing something wrong. I'm literally talking to AI like it's a person. Like, you are doing something wrong. I'm like, I'm gonna Google it really quick. I went and Googled it, I found the answer in the first link.
SPEAKER_01I this is what I'm saying. What is going on? Why is it a thing now? I kind of love it actually. I kind of love it because I never got to the point where I was so brain brain rot like you on the AI, where it's like I went to this thing to try and see if it could help me with an AI task. And it failed spectacularly. So my training, which is well, go search for it in the search engine, yeah, immediately yielded the result that I needed. That's so interesting. Oh, suck at AI.
SPEAKER_03Well, that's awesome that you're doing that. I think right now is a time where, like, you remember, like we had the SaaS boom, software as a service. Yeah, you can pay the cloud subscription, you have the cloud, you have obviously the internet boom before that.
SPEAKER_01So dot com.
SPEAKER_03Anytime those things happen, you need to be looking at what is out there that I could leverage that either might be the new thing of the future or could help me with my day-to-day. And so I think with anything you're doing, that's your first trigger to be like, I've been doing it the same way for five years.
SPEAKER_00Right.
SPEAKER_03I should look if there's some new better way to do it, because these X, Y, Z are my pain points, these are the inefficiencies. Is there anything that solves that today? You should always be looking for those things. Anytime you find a process, anytime you find a workflow that is old, that hasn't been touched in a while, that you've never questioned, that is the perfect trigger.
SPEAKER_01I agree. And just you got me thinking about the different booms that we've gone through. If if I could exist during any boom in my prime, it'd be the fax machine boom.
SPEAKER_03You think so?
SPEAKER_01Dude, can you imagine a better time? Like, that's the speed at which you work. I gotta send a message to corporate. I gotta fax this.
SPEAKER_04Yeah.
SPEAKER_01Like, sorry guys, I gotta walk this over.
SPEAKER_03Excuse me. I can't send this via Slack that doesn't exist. Excuse me.
SPEAKER_01I gotta go make a fax. All right, like that's that's the peak.
SPEAKER_03I gotta get it to headquarters quick.
SPEAKER_01I think that was peak corporate. Because it really at that time, we still held the power.
SPEAKER_03Now the robots do.
Building AI Agents For Content Review
SPEAKER_01Now the robots have taken it all from us. If we had just stopped with fax, I think the world would be a much better place.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, but I love what you did. Um, and I think this is actually a perfect opportunity for AI, and maybe I'll I'll help you with something too. Right now, you know, in coding, and anybody that's listening to this who's a programmer, what do you set up to catch syntax errors? You set up a linter, right?
SPEAKER_01Did you I'm sorry.
SPEAKER_03A lint, you set up your lint rules, you have your lint set up, and then you're able to catch things that don't fit your style guide for code. Do they call it spaces? It is a linter.
SPEAKER_01Well, they couldn't just call it a lint trap like your washing machine.
SPEAKER_03Oh, that would have been so much better. No. Engineers aren't that smart. What then? This is why you're in marketing. But you're doing the same thing with writing, right? Where you have a style guide for the company. You have a tone, you have a way of writing that you know fits the brand style. And same in code, like do you use tabs or do you use spaces? The lint will catch that.
SPEAKER_01We're lost as a society. We're lost, we're done. It's over.
SPEAKER_03The lint trap is so good.
SPEAKER_01It's over. It literally has existed since the the drying machine. The linter. My god.
SPEAKER_03Instead of linting rules.
unknownOh my god.
SPEAKER_03I don't even know what the etymology of that word, but how is it used in that context? But what I was gonna say is you have the perfect opportunity to set up that multi-agent system where you can have something review your style and tone according to the rules that you set in place. Then you can have something that's doing the conciseness check and all that. I think you also should develop something because I think this is important for everything we've been talking about. You should develop a contrarian agent to challenge it and be like, you your responsibility is to act as a harsh reviewer of whatever AI just wrote. So how do I do that? So you can do probably rovo. I don't know what it how it looks, if it's a workflow or whatever.
SPEAKER_01There's yeah, there's agent workflows you can build.
SPEAKER_03You would give a contrarian set of instructions to say, you are the final reviewer, and I need you to be harsh. Here are the guidelines, and I want you to question everything and go back to those agents and say, Hey, can't you make that line shorter? Can't you do this? And that way when it gets to you, it'll be perfect.
SPEAKER_01That's so interesting. So is is the is the contrarian agent, and now this is just becoming a uh helping me with my job. Is the contrarian agent criticizing the other AI prompts? So you know how or is it criticizing their output?
SPEAKER_03It's criticizing the output, but then giving feedback to the feedback to the agents back and forth with the agent. Weird. I didn't okay why that's important is for exactly what we're talking about right now. AI gets things wrong. Yeah. And if you force it As evidenced by everything, yeah, and if you force it to go back and you give it that feedback loop and you're not doing it, the output will be better by the time the review gets to you.
SPEAKER_01How many times should I do this?
SPEAKER_03I mean, you can do it as much as you want, I guess.
SPEAKER_01If I told the AI, do it until it's perfect.
SPEAKER_03You have to define what perfect is.
SPEAKER_01No, I don't. You it might come back to you? No with the crazy I don't.
SPEAKER_03It might actually come back to you with like the craziest sequence of a blog you've ever seen where it's like one-word sentences and somehow it all makes sense. Like it just might blow your mind.
SPEAKER_01Craps out Shakespearean marketing messages.
SPEAKER_03You might be like, holy cow, did that just happen?
SPEAKER_01Then I I will I will take off my hat, I'll put it on my desk, I'll take off my gun and my badge. Yeah, I'm out.
SPEAKER_03Well, think about the cooperative workflow you have with your AI tool now. It's like you are the human in the loop. If you can set up a contrarian agent to basically I don't like that description at all, by the way.
SPEAKER_01Human in the loop? I don't like it. That's a very common thing, not just this. Very uncomfortable by that thought, but continue, please.
SPEAKER_03I think it's still important that you have that, which is why you should be the final, final review. But at least make the agents work for what they're gonna give you.
SPEAKER_01If I'm at the end of the loop, then doesn't that actually also mean I'm at the beginning?
SPEAKER_03Time is a square circle.
SPEAKER_01But I'm but seriously, doesn't that mean I'm also the beginning? It could be.
SPEAKER_02We're having an existential crisis.
SPEAKER_01Gosh. Freaking lint trap. So I carved out time. You did, to take this project on. And I I set an expectation with my management. Said, hey, this is gonna take up 30 per 33% of my sort of goals-oriented work this quarter is to go build this thing. And I'm gonna I'm gonna research it, I'm gonna implement it, and it's gonna be running by the end of the quarter. And I'm I'm fairly confident I can still do it. I actually haven't like been able to build anything yet, but you're getting there. There's plenty of researching. Yeah. I've done my other goals. So I'm, you know, I'm prioritizing. But I had to set, I've thought about this for a while.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_01Right? To your point, when you're in corporate and you're working, there is not a lot of opportunity for you to search, find, ideate, fault find, refine, re-architect, right? Like it's always focused on net new. Right. What new thing can I go build, create that's gonna bring in new sales, new leads, new pipeline, new goal, whatever. So it was it was more of a I felt pain in this process and thought, could AI help fix this process and then basically set a goal for myself. I will do this thing. Come hell or high water, or I don't get paid a portion of my bonus to do it.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_01And that's how I made that happen.
SPEAKER_03That's a great goal.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_03I like that. And I think that that's a great tip too, is because if you just say, oh, I'm gonna go find a better way to do it, but there's no like accountability or no visibility of what you're doing, like you may fall behind in your goals because someone or your manager doesn't understand what you're doing and why it's important.
SPEAKER_01I may get higher priority work that just knocks this out of the stack, right? And I miss a portion of my bonus, but that's that's life, right? Like that's the job and that's the agreement I made with myself when I took this on.
SPEAKER_03That's a pro move right there. Like, go to your manager and say, Hey, I want to challenge myself to find a way to make our this process 10% more efficient, and like just tell them that. And then you look at the gains and you're like, this would save us if it's 10%. We have a team of five, it would save us like 40 hours a month. Right. Like, how awesome would that be to have that time back? I'm sure your manager would be like, let's do it. That sounds awesome. It's gonna save them time because you have to review all the stuff and do anyway. It's a win-win for them because then they're like, okay, you're setting it as a goal that you have to hit to get your bonus. So you really are accountable for this result.
SPEAKER_01My goal is to make everyone's life better, right? And that's that is how I got that approved, and that's how I get time to work on that. Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, because the other way, if you're just trying to do it on the side, frankly, it's never gonna get done. It's always gonna get pushed off, and you're not gonna have any accountability behind it. And I think that's actually a general like life tip, too, is if you have a goal, don't just keep it to yourself and don't talk about it. Like the first thing you should do, if you have a goal that's ambitious and you're trying to hit, you should tell someone, you know, yeah, and you should verbalize it to be like, you are gonna hold me accountable, or I'm gonna say this to you. So then I'm gonna feel like I need to be accountable because I told Anthony that I'm gonna hit this goal. And you will be way more successful with your goals if you share it with people because they're gonna expect it from you and they're probably gonna talk to you next time and they're gonna be like, hey, I know we talked a month ago. Are you any further on your track to your goal? Like they're gonna ask you those questions, and it's gonna be really embarrassing if you're not.
SPEAKER_01Well, and I also don't just tell your management, tell your team. Yeah, tell your peers. I told everyone, I said, Hey, I'm looking at this. If anyone has any experience or ideas, that's awesome. I am open. I'm an empty slate right now. So fill my brain with ideas, I'm gonna go pursue this. And if you want to help me, that's also great because I am totally open to any expertise coming in and actually helping me achieve this as well.
SPEAKER_03That's cool. It creates a great environment, too.
SPEAKER_01Right. I'm not a solo Han solo worker. I I am a team. That's what we should have named our first cleanup guy. Han solo. Han solo. He works on one bin. He's just got that one foot. He's got that one bin. That's all he ever does. Ben Solo. Ben Solo. Which is the name of Han and Leia's son, aka Kylo Ren, the worst trilogy ever made. In the existence of movies. Unbelievable how bad those movies were.
SPEAKER_03If you want to talk this more, go into the Discord, I'm sure.
SPEAKER_01Star Wars is the worst. Why does it exist? I'll continue to watch everything they make. Yep. Continue.
SPEAKER_03I haven't watched all the spinoffs, but I'm going to. Okay.
SPEAKER_01Andor.
SPEAKER_03Really good. Andor. That's what we keep hearing. We haven't done it yet, but we're gonna do it.
SPEAKER_01It's so much better than Star Wars period. Dang.
SPEAKER_00Like it like I almost statement.
SPEAKER_01I feel bad for Andor in a way because it's tied to Star Wars. It's that good. It's that good. Wow. Like, you know, had they just made Andor its own thing, people would be like just putting it on the highest pedestal of film television. That's what it is.
SPEAKER_03But instead they made Jar Jar Banks.
SPEAKER_01Jar Jar lives at the same time as Cassie and Andor. So sadly.
SPEAKER_03Interesting.
SPEAKER_01Sadly.
SPEAKER_03The same timeline.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Interesting.
SPEAKER_01You know what? Uh, you know what? Jar Jar didn't do. What's that? He never had time to think about new projects and goals that he wanted to achieve for himself and then spent all his time in the Senate going like, oh, Misak wanna make big boom boom.
SPEAKER_03Very athletic, though. Some really impressive flips.
SPEAKER_01They're gungins. That's that's like saying, oh yeah, really talented. You can breathe. Yeah, oh yeah. Really, really talented breathing capability there.
SPEAKER_03Hey, listen, Jar Jar had the luck of a million, whatever they are.
SPEAKER_01No, the force was with him. The force works in a mysterious way. It does. I hate Star Wars, by the way. Hate it.
SPEAKER_03Anytime I'm lucky with anything, I'm just gonna say now, the force is with me.
SPEAKER_01The force was with you, right? And then and then you could boil it down to the fact that it really just the midi chlorines. There's these tiny little things inside of everyone that's really what it sometimes decide to un universally work together to move a greater mean, you know? Like makes so much sense, George Lucas. Thank you.
SPEAKER_03But going back to what you were talking about, let's go, let's let's go back to the word thing. The goal thing, the sharing with your team is awesome because it creates that culture.
SPEAKER_01Yes.
SPEAKER_03It creates that culture where everyone wants to pitch and they're like, oh wow, maybe I could do this. Yeah. And like that creates an awesome learning culture where everyone is trying to find ways to do things better. And I think it's a really good way to do it. I think you can also do this for things that are maybe not an efficiency goal, but you could even be like, hey, I want to get this certificate. I want to become a certified scrum master or product owner. And you can go to your boss and be like, hey, that's my goal. Like that's gonna be one of my goals for this quarter, is to get my certification and whatever I do. I think that's a great goal, and it goes into your learning capability. So I think you should absolutely find like different things that are certifications, outside learning. Maybe it's even to get like your MBA. Like maybe you can tell your manager, like, hey, I'm doing the tuition uh re and enrollment program or whatever it is, whatever they do, reimbursement. Um, and I'm getting going to get my MBA. So for the next year, I'm gonna be going to night classes, getting my MBA to hopefully get me to that next promotion or whatever it is.
SPEAKER_01I love that. I again what you did was you made sure to tell the manager you were doing this. You're creating an accountability body.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
Pitching Goals So Managers Say Yes
SPEAKER_01So I actually want to uh read something that came from the chat. So let's go. It's a question we need to answer. Hypothetically, if management isn't interested in the goal, ver goals verbalized, how do you revise?
SPEAKER_03That is a great question. It's a tough one.
SPEAKER_01It's a tough one. Because I have actually had that happen. I have it happen almost every time I go through the goals process. Really? Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, I I remember I had a learning goal where I said, Hey, we're learning a new language. You remember this. I've told this story about a bad manager. And I went and I basically said, Hey, we're learning this new language. I'm gonna do a programming challenge every week. Like it'll take 15, 20 minutes for everyone that wants to participate. You don't have to, but I'll send it to our team of 15 people or whatever it was. And I was like, it'll take them 15, 20 minutes. We'll just do it together and then we'll have some fun, you know, talking at stand-up about how it's gonna go. I sent that email, I immediately get called by my manager to come to his office. I'm like, oh boy, here we go. He basically starts a conversation on why are you doing this? And I'm like, I didn't even know how to respond to that. I was like, I I did it because I thought it would help us in learning this new language outside of the code base we're now working on, so we could have some external learning. He's like, don't do that, focus on the work. And that right there is like a prime example of a bad manager. So it a lot of the times it could be that your manager is just not a good manager and they're not gonna support your goals. And unfortunately, that's might be the case for you, because it definitely was for me.
SPEAKER_01So for me, I'm very fortunate. Uh, when when my management pushes back on my goals, it's always to help better refine them towards, well, okay, firstly, what is your day job? Like, what are you what are you paid to do day in, day out? And then it is what are you looking to achieve with this goal and what value is it going to bring to the org? So, what I would say to the the the question asker, if you presented a goal to management or a project or an idea and it got rejected, because this happens to me all the time. This isn't just goals, it's with everything. I am the most rejected man on the planet, and I have learned to take rejection and turn it into a superpower. What you need to do is evaluate the why, right? And this is we talked about good books. Starting with why is the book that I recommended on that podcast because you need to go back to your goal and say, why was this rejected? And when you answer that question, ask why four more times. Yep. Why will this be rejected? Why will this be rejected? You need to boil it down to what is the value that that goal is going to bring? What is the outcome and value that goal will bring to your organization, to yourself, to your management, to the product, to the company, whatever. And that is your new goal.
SPEAKER_02Yep.
SPEAKER_01And then you achieve that goal by going and doing the original thing you wrote down. That's the trick.
SPEAKER_03That is that is a great, great trick.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_03I also think it's there's a way of phrasing it, like you said. And I was talking about at the beginning for this person that commented. I think if you can phrase it of, hey, how would you like it if I told you that there's a way that our team could save 10 hours a person a month? You think the manager's gonna be like, no, I'm good. I don't want to. Not interesting.
SPEAKER_01I was hoping you guys would go a little slower this month.
SPEAKER_03Your manager's probably gonna be intrigued to be like, oh yeah, like tell me more about that. And then you can be like, hey, this processor, this way of doing things, I I saw a tool that I really think could speed this up by two or three times. We we have Karen, we have Shelby, we have John. They do this four times a day. And it takes them an hour each, every time. So if you could, you know, use this new tool and reduce that time, you would be able to get so much more efficiency out of our team. I guarantee if you were to phrase it like that, they're gonna be interested in hearing more. And then they might give you feedback to say, hey, that sounds great, but I'm also a little worried that the team's got too much on their plate right now just to hit our goals. Like, do you think we could do both? And that's when you come in with a plan to be like, here's my plan of how I think I can do both.
SPEAKER_01And I would say you need to be very clear about your language. Like, if you say, Here's my plan, how I think we can get it, you've already started off with a hypothetical. Yeah, maybe, maybe if I'm feeling up for it, right? Like it, you gotta approach it with as much data and certainty as you can, right? Like the way I did this with my AI goal was I said, I've already researched how folks have done this. I know that it's gotta be agentic, it's gotta be, there's a process where each agent goes through, it reviews a thing, it spits out a thing, that feeds it into the next thing, it spits out a thing. So, like I know broadly what I'm going to build. Right. I need to find the right tool that will allow me to build this and maybe even multiple tools, do a little A and B testing, shop it, implement it, go. Right? Like there was no maybe, there's no I think. Yeah, it was all here's what I am going to do.
SPEAKER_02Right.
SPEAKER_01The question is, am I gonna do it this quarter? Yeah. And I hope to God so because I like getting paid. But you know, you have to you have to speak one affirmatively and also speak with data. Have a fully baked plan, even if it's not. Broad strokes. Yeah. You know, we uh, if you're a developer, we learn to code through pseudocode. Yep, right? You would build a pseudocode framework before you'd ever go write a real line of JavaScript, and then you'd regret every decision you ever made in your life led up to that point because you're writing JavaScript. You wish I I could just wish pseudocode was real code. Yeah, but it's not.
SPEAKER_03It's getting there with AI.
SPEAKER_01Oh thank God for that. Uh, but I will say it's all about how you approach it, and I think that will make a huge difference.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, I like that a lot. I actually I think you're also, I mean, your manager, if they're a good manager, they're going to be smarter than you, they're gonna have more visibility than you, and they're going to help guide you and mentor you. And if they challenge a goal and you don't know the answer, you don't have to fake that either. You can be, you can then break it down to say, actually, that's a really good point. How about this? And our next one-on-one, I'm gonna do some research between now and then, and I'm gonna see if I can prove this out or not. And by doing that, you set a timeline, you're gonna come back to your manager, they're gonna say, Oh wow, this person always comes back with what they said they were going to do. And even better, they actually prove to me that it could be possible. So I think a good manager will support that. And they'll be like, hey, if you could figure out a way to do this by our next one-on-one, then I'm all in.
SPEAKER_01It puts the ball back in your court, it also gives you the control. Yeah, right? You're saying, hey, I'm gonna go do this, I'll bring it back to the next one. Yep. You're not letting them make a decision for you at that point. Yeah, it's a little bit of negotiation jujitsu. Don't say that. Negotiation jujitsu. See, mine's violent. Everyone loves violence.
SPEAKER_03I like the manipulation, the key part of the deal. Yeah, well, I've make sure right when you're bringing this to your manager, you Immediately stand up and tell them, hey, I'm not sitting down until you agree. Or show up before they're back and sit down.
SPEAKER_01I'm replacing you with an AI.
SPEAKER_03Sit in their seat. And then when they show up to the meeting, be like, listen, we're talking about goals.
SPEAKER_01I'm replacing you with an AI. That's it. I hope you like this last episode with Michael, because he will be replaced.
SPEAKER_03Listen, you can replace me. I'm going to open the book. My whole life is written in markdown files.
SPEAKER_01I'm gonna go stream roller coaster tycoon with an AI.
SPEAKER_03That actually would be really entertaining.
SPEAKER_01Can we do that? Is that possible? We actually can do that. Can we teach an AI to build a Jurassic Park?
SPEAKER_03Absolutely. I think so. It can use your it can use your computer like a human, but it's a little slow. So I think we'd have to like time lapse. Okay. All right. But it still would be interesting. We should totally do that.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. Who could build a better park? An AI or you?
SPEAKER_03Yeah. Yeah, it should be. Ooh. We already have my experiment.
SPEAKER_01We have the entire thing.
SPEAKER_03So we're gonna set them up with the same exact goal, the same thing. That would be really interesting.
SPEAKER_01Who could do it faster? They would destroy it. It's gonna build just like non-stop toilets. Because it secretly notices like every time we build a toilet, 10 more people come.
SPEAKER_03It's gonna run with 50 experiments.
SPEAKER_01So if I build like a hundred toilets, then I will get the goal achieved.
SPEAKER_03But going back to this person's question, that is a really good question. And unfortunately, like your manager just might not support you. And like that's a reality you might have to face of being like, hey, I tried, and you know, I just didn't get the traction I was hoping for, unfortunately.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_03And it totally could happen that way. And then at that point, you might want to be looking for a different manager or looking to do things in your free time to help you know excel your career.
SPEAKER_01It's definitely time to look for a pattern, right? If that manager is always very negative and resistant to uh new ideas, goals, things that you're thinking about. Probably not a great manager, right?
SPEAKER_03I would say also a lot of companies, and I can speak from experience on this, they have generic goals for everybody that don't really make any sense to you, and you're like, I don't really see anything there. Always make sure, even if it's a zero percent of your goal, you put in things to help grow your career. Yes. Even if it's a zero percent and those other goals are 25% and 30% and 50% of your quarter, whatever, still have zero percent goals to be like, I am going to challenge myself. Because I think that's how you learn, that's how you grow is when you put those things in the system, you are then able to, you know, visualize those things with your manager to say, I'm working on these things. I know they're not the main goals, but it's still something I want to do for myself. Then you have an accountability buddy.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_03That's a great one.
SPEAKER_01I love that. Yeah. So what else is there? Did we solve it?
SPEAKER_03I I think we did. I think we solved it. I think the the long and the short of it is if you have a goal in mind or you need to find time to, you know, try something new, look for that trigger. If you've been doing something the same, always. If you feel stagnant and you want to go get a certification, if you want to get a degree, if you want to try something new, if you want to see how AI would help with your work, make sure that you notice those triggers and work and then you're like, okay, let me first make sure my manager is on board with whatever I think I can do. And let me frame it in a way where it's benefit first. How would you like to save 10 hours of our team's time every single week? Then go into this is how I think we could do it. This is our plan. You know, first week we're gonna, you know, adapt this new rovo tool in conflicts. Second week, we're gonna run this marketing uh case study or whatever through that tool. We're gonna analyze the output as a team, and then we're gonna see if that saved us time compared to the last time we did it. All those things are super important where you have accountability to the results as well.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. And I think the one thing we haven't actually talked about in this entire thing is the very beginning. The very, very beginning, before you even have a goal in mind. Look for a pain point. Yeah. Right? If you're in the mindset of, hey, how do I make something better? You start with, well, what sucks?
SPEAKER_02Right.
SPEAKER_01Like look around you. I guarantee you something sucks. Yeah. And make that your goal is how do I make this suck less?
SPEAKER_03Yeah. It's I it's a pleasure that I can say this and it's a convenience that I have right now, but everything I do, I basically ask myself, how can I do this with AI before I do it?
SPEAKER_01So gross. Just because I'm curious. So grossed out by everything you say.
SPEAKER_03Like a lot of times, my toe will be, you know, bri merging between the border and starting to curl down, and I'll say, How can I fix this with AI? And it tells me just to amputate it.
SPEAKER_01That's right below the knee.
When Management Rejects Your Goal
SPEAKER_03I think we know how to fix your says I don't condone violence, and I usually wouldn't recommend this, but in your case, it's severe enough where I think we just take it off. And then I ask, is there any adverse effects? Yeah, you may lose balance and never be normal again, but you'll get a cool cane.
SPEAKER_01You get the side effects. Or I mean, you get one of those very neat uh prosthetic legs. Yeah. The curved ones, you know, the blade runners. Yeah.
SPEAKER_03I mean you could 3D print yourself a toe. Imagine all the attachments.
SPEAKER_01Okay, you are selling me on the attachments point here. I don't know when I would ever use a screwdriver built into my toe, but you know. Never say never.
SPEAKER_03Oh, I think we solved it.
SPEAKER_01So you know, if it's a low molding on the wall that I gotta screw back in, I mean having a toe screwdriver would be helpful.
SPEAKER_03Just wait, wait, wait, wait. Does it have batteries?
SPEAKER_01I think we'd probably give you like a little remote where you can like reverse or yeah, you just pop your toe in it, you kick the kickboard, and then you're like Did you ever watch uh a cartoon show by the name of Inspector Gadget? Of course. Why was that man such a buffoon?
SPEAKER_03Well, what was the wait, what was the catchphrase? Go go inspector gadget.
SPEAKER_01No, that's the Power Rangers. It's go go gadget and helicopter hat, and that's what it was. And then he go crash to a wall. Yep. Right? And then Penny and the dog would always show up and actually do all of the work and get none of the credit.
SPEAKER_03That's what I want to do.
SPEAKER_01Was Inspector Gadget just preparing us for the corporate reality that we would face as adults? Of being a manager. Hey, a child and a dog are the actual intelligence here. You're facing a faceless enemy that might actually just be a robotic hand tied to a chair. Um, and your boss is a buffoon who has every technology in the world built into his body and will use none of it effectively.
SPEAKER_03Yep. Will always make a buffoon of himself.
SPEAKER_01Every single time. But you go go gadget. Inspector Gadget is the AI. Inspector Gadget is the AI. The claw, the claw is is corporate execs everywhere. And Penny and the dog, they're us, they're you and me. They're the workers. Uh you can choose you want to be, but they're us. I want to be the dog. Okay, I'll be Penny then. Uh we are the workers. We have to get everything done. And then every time we think, oh, we need to use Inspector Gadget for this task, he just makes it harder for us. And the real lesson was kill that guy. Just kill the AI. Get rid of him. If you just cut him. Just get rid of Inspector Gadget. Then you can go directly to Dr. Claw and solve the problem yourself.
SPEAKER_03You know, I think the moral of everything we talked about today is let's get a fax machine. Let's just go back to the facts. Let's go back to the facts.
SPEAKER_01I think that would really make us all just a little bit happier and the world a brighter place. I agree.
SPEAKER_03Well, good stuff. Great work. Yeah. I think we did it again, Anthony.
SPEAKER_01I Michael, every time, every time we show up, progress gets made. A little bit better, the world's a little bit better place.
SPEAKER_03One day we'll stream correctly. I mean, uh We almost got it.
SPEAKER_01We almost got it.
SPEAKER_03We just had to question once or twice whether we were actually streaming, but now we've got it figured out.
SPEAKER_01It is my lack of confidence that is truly our downfall.
SPEAKER_00To quote, your faith in your friends is yours.
SPEAKER_01It's Emperor Palpatine. Is that who it is? Uh Anakin Skywalker, Emperor is like, your confidence is your downfall.
SPEAKER_00He's like, Your faith in your friends is yours.
SPEAKER_03You've been watching too much Star Wars.
SPEAKER_01I've watched no Star Wars. Never even seen it. Not even familiar with it. What the heck is Star Wars?
SPEAKER_03You're a Star Trek guy, aren't you?
SPEAKER_01No. Makes so much more sense. I didn't like Star Trek as a kid. Don't like it as an adult, really.
SPEAKER_03You're just defending people today.
SPEAKER_01I know. I know. I really.
SPEAKER_03This aggressive speak.
SPEAKER_01I'm in pain.
SPEAKER_03I'm out too much. Yeah, you are. You are you are definitely reflecting.
SPEAKER_01Hurt people, hurt people.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, that's true. Hurt people do hurt people.
SPEAKER_01Right, right. That's the that's the whole thing. And I'm I'm hurting every single star fan. Doesn't matter what star. Or strack. Space. Space. Space. Screw space. Hey, did you see uh did you see Project Hail Mary?
unknownNo.
SPEAKER_01What's wrong with you?
SPEAKER_03One of these days I will.
SPEAKER_01You well, you're not gonna be able to see it in theaters much longer.
SPEAKER_03Well, that's okay. That's what I want. I can't go to theaters. I want to, but I just can't.
SPEAKER_01See, this is what the the audio listeners miss miss out me looking dead down the camera as the soul leaves my body. That's what they really miss. Well, I think that does it. I think I think that wraps everything up. Great work. Nice and neatly.
SPEAKER_03Now it's time to call the weekend.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. You're telling me. Let's go. Let's do it. Let's go. Let's install the weekend upgrade. I'm gonna download some more RAM into my weekend.
SPEAKER_03Heck yeah.
SPEAKER_01And I'm gonna speed, I'm gonna speedrun this thing.
SPEAKER_03Don't speedrun your weekend, please. Slow run it.
SPEAKER_01It's not my choice anymore. Life has decided every weekend is a speedrun event now.
Patreon And Community Callouts
SPEAKER_03Uh speaking of other things, also, we have been dropping exclusive content on Patreon.
SPEAKER_01Yes, we sure have.
SPEAKER_03And things that we probably would never talk about on this podcast.
SPEAKER_01Absolutely never.
SPEAKER_03So if you want to hear some of that and like the real reo bind corporate, like that's what we get into.
SPEAKER_01I mean, I drop things that I wouldn't ever say just to people in general in the last exclusive content. I would never say this to anybody.
SPEAKER_03You really wouldn't. I like Except for me.
SPEAKER_01If you really want unfiltered Anthony, there's only one place to get it, and it's on the Patreon. For a dollar a month. That's pretty awesome. It's pretty cheap. Ten dollars a month means you love us. So Yeah, we'd like you love.
SPEAKER_02We love love.
Finding Pain Points And Wrapping Up
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